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Carbs Are My Love Language Thanksgiving T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Carbs Are My Love Language The official uniform of the kids’ table and the nap after. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just…
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Cranberry Sauce From the Can, Obviously Thanksgiving T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Cranberry Sauce From the Can, Obviously Wear it to dinner and let the shirt do the talking. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order…
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Grateful, Stuffed and Slightly Judgmental Thanksgiving T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Grateful, Stuffed and Slightly Judgmental Built for second helpings and third opinions. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US…
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Gravy Is a Beverage Thanksgiving T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Gravy Is a Beverage The official uniform of the kids’ table and the nap after. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for…
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Here for the Pie, Not the Politics Thanksgiving T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Here for the Pie, Not the Politics Built for second helpings and third opinions. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…
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Hosting Thanksgiving Is My Villain Origin Story T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Hosting Thanksgiving Is My Villain Origin Story Built for second helpings and third opinions. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…
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I Survived Thanksgiving Dinner T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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I Survived Thanksgiving Dinner The official uniform of the kids’ table and the nap after. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for…
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I’m Just Here for the Stuffing Thanksgiving T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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I’m Just Here for the Stuffing Built for second helpings and third opinions. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free…
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Leftovers Are the Real Holiday Thanksgiving T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Leftovers Are the Real Holiday Wear it to dinner and let the shirt do the talking. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just…
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Mashed Potato Enthusiast Thanksgiving T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Mashed Potato Enthusiast Wear it to dinner and let the shirt do the talking. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…
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Pie Is a Food Group Thanksgiving T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Pie Is a Food Group Wear it to dinner and let the shirt do the talking. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just…
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Please Don’t Ask About My Love Life Thanksgiving T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Please Don’t Ask About My Love Life Wear it to dinner and let the shirt do the talking. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to…
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Professional Pie Taster Thanksgiving T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Professional Pie Taster Built for second helpings and third opinions. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints…
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Stretchy Pants Season Thanksgiving T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Stretchy Pants Season The official uniform of the kids’ table and the nap after. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…
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Talk Turkey to Me Thanksgiving T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Talk Turkey to Me Built for second helpings and third opinions. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping….
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Team Dark Meat Thanksgiving T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Team Dark Meat Built for second helpings and third opinions. A funny Thanksgiving shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints…
Funny Thanksgiving Shirts for the Main Event (Eating)
Family dinner is a contact sport. Show up prepared. Please Don't Ask About My Love Life handles your aunt. Gravy Is a Beverage handles the judgment. Stretchy Pants Season handles, well, everything after the second plate. And if you're the one cooking, Hosting Thanksgiving Is My Villain Origin Story says what you can't say out loud.
Grab matching Thanksgiving shirts for the whole family, the Friendsgiving group photo or the Turkey Trot you'll walk most of.
Questions people actually ask
When should I order for Thanksgiving?
Thanksgiving 2026 is November 26. For US delivery, order by around November 12 to be safe.
Can the whole family get matching Thanksgiving shirts?
That's the dream. Pick one design for everyone or give each person their own joke. Uncle Gary fits too: we go up to 5XL.
Will it still fit after the second plate?
Our unisex fit has some give, but if stretchy pants are part of your plan, sizing up is a power move.
How long does shipping take?
We print your shirt to order in 2–5 business days, then US delivery takes 3–7 business days. So most US orders land in 5–12 business days. Shipping inside the US is free on every order, no minimum.
What if the size is wrong?
Your first size exchange is free. Email us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and the size you need, and we'll print and ship the new one.
What are the shirts made of?
Soft ringspun cotton on a Gildan Softstyle tee. Heather colors (like Sport Grey and Dark Heather) are a cotton/poly blend, which makes them extra soft and less likely to shrink.
Can I ship a gift straight to someone else?
Yes. Just enter their address as the shipping address at checkout.
