Offensive Christmas T-Shirts

Santa checked his list twice. You’re on it. Might as well dress for it. These offensive Christmas shirts are for adults with a filthy sense of humor and zero interest in being nice this year. Wear them to the bar, the ugly sweater party or the family dinner you’re about to get uninvited from.

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  • Christmas Spirit Is 80 Proof T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Christmas Spirit Is 80 Proof T-Shirt in Military Green

    Christmas Spirit Is 80 Proof T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Christmas Spirit Is 80 Proof Naughty list energy, delivered on soft cotton. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US…

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  • Dear Santa, They Started It Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Dear Santa, They Started It Christmas T-Shirt in Dark Heather

    Dear Santa, They Started It Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Dear Santa, They Started It Naughty list energy, delivered on soft cotton. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US…

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  • Deck the Halls and My Annoying Cousin Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Deck the Halls and My Annoying Cousin Christmas T-Shirt in Charcoal

    Deck the Halls and My Annoying Cousin Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Deck the Halls and My Annoying Cousin Naughty list energy, delivered on soft cotton. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…

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  • Fa La La La Leave Me Alone Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Fa La La La Leave Me Alone Christmas T-Shirt in Charcoal

    Fa La La La Leave Me Alone Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Fa La La La Leave Me Alone Holiday spirit with the filter turned off. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…

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  • Ho Ho Hold My Drink Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ho Ho Hold My Drink Christmas T-Shirt in Dark Heather

    Ho Ho Hold My Drink Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Ho Ho Hold My Drink For the relative who’s banned from picking the toast. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…

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  • Holly Jolly and Slightly Hungover Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Holly Jolly and Slightly Hungover Christmas T-Shirt in White

    Holly Jolly and Slightly Hungover Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Holly Jolly and Slightly Hungover For the relative who’s banned from picking the toast. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…

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  • I Only Came for the Open Bar Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    I Only Came for the Open Bar Christmas T-Shirt in Sport Grey

    I Only Came for the Open Bar Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    I Only Came for the Open Bar For the relative who’s banned from picking the toast. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just…

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  • I Survived Christmas With My In-Laws T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    I Survived Christmas With My In-Laws T-Shirt in Black

    I Survived Christmas With My In-Laws T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    I Survived Christmas With My In-Laws Naughty list energy, delivered on soft cotton. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free…

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  • Jingle My Bells Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Jingle My Bells Christmas T-Shirt in Navy

    Jingle My Bells Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Jingle My Bells For the relative who’s banned from picking the toast. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US…

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  • Let It Snow Somewhere Else Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Let It Snow Somewhere Else Christmas T-Shirt in Black

    Let It Snow Somewhere Else Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Let It Snow Somewhere Else Holiday spirit with the filter turned off. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US…

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  • Mistletoe? Hard Pass Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Mistletoe? Hard Pass Christmas T-Shirt in Navy

    Mistletoe? Hard Pass Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Mistletoe? Hard Pass. Holiday spirit with the filter turned off. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints…

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  • Naughty and Proud of It Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Naughty and Proud of It Christmas T-Shirt in Black

    Naughty and Proud of It Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Naughty and Proud of It For the relative who’s banned from picking the toast. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…

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  • Nice-ish Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Nice-ish Christmas T-Shirt in White

    Nice-ish Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Nice-ish Naughty list energy, delivered on soft cotton. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints replaced free,…

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  • Oh What Fun It Is to Get Drunk Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Oh What Fun It Is to Get Drunk Christmas T-Shirt in Military Green

    Oh What Fun It Is to Get Drunk Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Oh What Fun It Is to Get Drunk For the relative who’s banned from picking the toast. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order…

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  • On the Naughty List and I Regret Nothing Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    On the Naughty List and I Regret Nothing Christmas T-Shirt in Dark Heather

    On the Naughty List and I Regret Nothing Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    On the Naughty List and I Regret Nothing Holiday spirit with the filter turned off. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for…

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  • Resting Naughty Face Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Resting Naughty Face Christmas T-Shirt in Charcoal

    Resting Naughty Face Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Resting Naughty Face For the relative who’s banned from picking the toast. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US…

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Inappropriate Christmas Shirts for Grown-Ups

Some people want reindeer. You want Merry Kiss My Ass. Respect. Our offensive Christmas shirts are cheeky, boozy and proudly unsuitable for the work Christmas lunch: Jingle My Bells, Ho Ho Hold My Drink, Christmas Spirit Is 80 Proof, Naughty and Proud of It and Fa La La La Leave Me Alone.

They're the white elephant gift everyone fights over and the shirt your mom pretends not to read. Rude? A little. Hateful? Never.

Questions people actually ask

How offensive are these shirts, really?

Adult, cheeky and a bit boozy. Not hateful. Great for the bar and the party. Maybe skip church and grandma's house.

Can I wear one to the office Christmas party?

Depends on your office. Fa La La La Leave Me Alone is usually safe. Merry Kiss My Ass is a career decision.

Do these make good white elephant gifts?

They're white elephant gold. Match the joke to the victim, wrap it, and enjoy the reaction.

What's the last day to order for Christmas?

For US delivery before Christmas, order by around December 10.

How do the shirts fit?

They're modern-fit unisex tees, a touch slimmer than a boxy classic. Most people take their usual size. Want it fitted? Size down. Want room for dessert? Size up. Every product page has a size guide with exact measurements.

What if the size is wrong?

Your first size exchange is free. Email us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and the size you need, and we'll print and ship the new one.

Can I return a shirt I just don't like?

Honestly, no. Every shirt is printed just for you, so we can't take change-of-mind returns. Misprints, damage and wrong sizes we fix for free.