Christmas T-Shirts

Ugly sweaters are itchy and Santa still hasn’t explained himself. Our funny Christmas shirts bring the holiday spirit without the wool, the glitter or the forced smile. Perfect for family photos, office parties and the moment Aunt Linda brings up politics.

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  • ‘Tis the Season to Be Broke Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    'Tis the Season to Be Broke Christmas T-Shirt in Navy

    ‘Tis the Season to Be Broke Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    ‘Tis the Season to Be Broke Holiday cheer, slightly unhinged. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints…

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  • A Nap Is My Christmas Wish T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    A Nap Is My Christmas Wish T-Shirt in Sport Grey

    A Nap Is My Christmas Wish T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    A Nap Is My Christmas Wish Festive enough for the office party, honest enough for the group chat. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to…

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  • Dear Santa, Define Good Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Dear Santa, Define Good Christmas T-Shirt in Military Green

    Dear Santa, Define Good Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Dear Santa, Define Good For the family photo, the party and the couch afterward. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…

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  • Hot Cocoa, Hot Mess Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Hot Cocoa, Hot Mess Christmas T-Shirt in Black

    Hot Cocoa, Hot Mess Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Hot Cocoa, Hot Mess Holiday cheer, slightly unhinged. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints replaced free,…

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  • I Put Up the Tree, I Deserve Gifts Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    I Put Up the Tree, I Deserve Gifts Christmas T-Shirt in Charcoal

    I Put Up the Tree, I Deserve Gifts Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    I Put Up the Tree, I Deserve Gifts Festive enough for the office party, honest enough for the group chat. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit…

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  • Jingle All the Way to the Couch Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Jingle All the Way to the Couch Christmas T-Shirt in Charcoal

    Jingle All the Way to the Couch Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Jingle All the Way to the Couch For the family photo, the party and the couch afterward. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order…

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  • Jolly-ish Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Jolly-ish Christmas T-Shirt in Navy

    Jolly-ish Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Jolly-ish For the family photo, the party and the couch afterward. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping….

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  • Lights Tangled, Spirit Intact Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Lights Tangled, Spirit Intact Christmas T-Shirt in Military Green

    Lights Tangled, Spirit Intact Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Lights Tangled, Spirit Intact Holiday cheer, slightly unhinged. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints replaced free,…

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  • Merry and Mildly Stressed Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Merry and Mildly Stressed Christmas T-Shirt in Charcoal

    Merry and Mildly Stressed Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Merry and Mildly Stressed Holiday cheer, slightly unhinged. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints replaced free,…

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  • Most Likely to Eat Santa’s Cookies Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Most Likely to Eat Santa's Cookies Christmas T-Shirt in Black

    Most Likely to Eat Santa’s Cookies Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Most Likely to Eat Santa’s Cookies Festive enough for the office party, honest enough for the group chat. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to…

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  • Most Likely to Nap Through the Presents Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Most Likely to Nap Through the Presents Christmas T-Shirt in Sport Grey

    Most Likely to Nap Through the Presents Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Most Likely to Nap Through the Presents For the family photo, the party and the couch afterward. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order…

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  • Most Likely to Re-Gift This Shirt Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Most Likely to Re-Gift This Shirt Christmas T-Shirt in Navy

    Most Likely to Re-Gift This Shirt Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Most Likely to Re-Gift This Shirt Festive enough for the office party, honest enough for the group chat. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to…

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  • Most Likely to Start the Family Drama Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Most Likely to Start the Family Drama Christmas T-Shirt in White

    Most Likely to Start the Family Drama Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Most Likely to Start the Family Drama Holiday cheer, slightly unhinged. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping….

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  • Naughty List Veteran Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Naughty List Veteran Christmas T-Shirt in Dark Heather

    Naughty List Veteran Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Naughty List Veteran For the family photo, the party and the couch afterward. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free…

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  • Official Cookie Tester Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Official Cookie Tester Christmas T-Shirt in Black

    Official Cookie Tester Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Official Cookie Tester For the family photo, the party and the couch afterward. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free…

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  • Rockin’ Around the Credit Card Bill Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Rockin' Around the Credit Card Bill Christmas T-Shirt in White

    Rockin’ Around the Credit Card Bill Christmas T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Rockin’ Around the Credit Card Bill For the family photo, the party and the couch afterward. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just…

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Funny Christmas Shirts for Every Holiday Crisis

The holidays are a lot. Wear how you feel. Merry and Mildly Stressed is basically a mood ring. Dear Santa, Define Good is a legal defense. Official Cookie Tester is a job title. And the Most Likely To series turns your family Christmas photo into an honest one: who naps through the presents, who starts the drama, who re-gifts this exact shirt.

They're made for ugly sweater parties, Christmas morning, Secret Santa and white elephant swaps where you actually want to win.

Questions people actually ask

What's the last day to order for Christmas?

For US delivery before Christmas, order by around December 10. After that you're relying on a Christmas miracle, and we can't print those.

Do you have matching family Christmas shirts?

Yes. The Most Likely To series was made for families and friend groups. Everyone gets a title. Nobody gets to argue.

Are these good for an ugly sweater party?

Better than good. You get the laughs without the itchy wool and the overheating.

Can I send a Christmas shirt as a gift?

Yes. Put their address as the shipping address at checkout.

How do the shirts fit?

They're modern-fit unisex tees, a touch slimmer than a boxy classic. Most people take their usual size. Want it fitted? Size down. Want room for dessert? Size up. Every product page has a size guide with exact measurements.

What if the size is wrong?

Your first size exchange is free. Email us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and the size you need, and we'll print and ship the new one.

Do you ship outside the US?

Yes: Canada, the UK, Australia and New Zealand at a flat rate (from $9.99 for the first tee, less for each extra). Delivery usually takes 2–4 weeks. Local customs may add duties or taxes on arrival.

How do I wash it so the print lasts?

Turn it inside out, wash cold, tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print. Treat it nicely and the joke lasts for years.