Dad T-Shirts

Dad has three settings: grilling, napping and telling the same joke for the ninth time. Our funny dad shirts honor all three. They’re the gift for dad that actually gets worn, every weekend, until it falls apart. Which, honestly, is the highest compliment a dad can give.

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  • Ask Your Mother Dad T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ask Your Mother Dad T-Shirt in Black

    Ask Your Mother Dad T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Ask Your Mother A gift he’ll actually wear to the hardware store. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US…

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  • Built by Snacks Dad T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Built by Snacks Dad T-Shirt in Military Green

    Built by Snacks Dad T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Built by Snacks Dad energy you can wear. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints replaced free,…

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  • Cargo Shorts Enthusiast Dad T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Cargo Shorts Enthusiast Dad T-Shirt in Black

    Cargo Shorts Enthusiast Dad T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Cargo Shorts Enthusiast Dad energy you can wear. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints replaced free,…

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  • Certified Good Enough Dad T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Certified Good Enough Dad T-Shirt in White

    Certified Good Enough Dad T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Certified Good Enough Dad For the man who guards the thermostat and tells the same joke twice. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order…

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  • Dad Joke Loading T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Dad Joke Loading T-Shirt in Sport Grey

    Dad Joke Loading T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Dad Joke Loading For the man who guards the thermostat and tells the same joke twice. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just…

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  • Dad Mode: Always On T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Dad Mode: Always On T-Shirt in Navy

    Dad Mode: Always On T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Dad Mode: Always On A gift he’ll actually wear to the hardware store. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free…

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  • Dad: The Original Search Engine T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Dad: The Original Search Engine T-Shirt in White

    Dad: The Original Search Engine T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Dad: The Original Search Engine Dad energy you can wear. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints…

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  • Do Not Touch My Tools Dad T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Do Not Touch My Tools Dad T-Shirt in Dark Heather

    Do Not Touch My Tools Dad T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Do Not Touch My Tools Dad energy you can wear. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints…

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  • Fatherhood: Nailed It (Mostly) Dad T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Fatherhood: Nailed It (Mostly) Dad T-Shirt in Military Green

    Fatherhood: Nailed It (Mostly) Dad T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Fatherhood: Nailed It (Mostly) For the man who guards the thermostat and tells the same joke twice. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order…

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  • Grill Sergeant Dad T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Grill Sergeant Dad T-Shirt in Charcoal

    Grill Sergeant Dad T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Grill Sergeant For the man who guards the thermostat and tells the same joke twice. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for…

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  • I Keep My Jokes in a Dad-a-Base T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    I Keep My Jokes in a Dad-a-Base T-Shirt in Navy

    I Keep My Jokes in a Dad-a-Base T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    I Keep My Jokes in a Dad-a-Base For the man who guards the thermostat and tells the same joke twice. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit…

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  • I’m Not Sleeping, I’m Resting My Eyes Dad T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    I'm Not Sleeping, I'm Resting My Eyes Dad T-Shirt in Dark Heather

    I’m Not Sleeping, I’m Resting My Eyes Dad T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    I’m Not Sleeping, I’m Resting My Eyes A gift he’ll actually wear to the hardware store. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just…

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  • Lawn Enforcement Officer Dad T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Lawn Enforcement Officer Dad T-Shirt in Sport Grey

    Lawn Enforcement Officer Dad T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Lawn Enforcement Officer Dad energy you can wear. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints replaced free,…

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  • Master of the Grill, Ruler of the Remote Dad T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Master of the Grill, Ruler of the Remote Dad T-Shirt in Sport Grey

    Master of the Grill, Ruler of the Remote Dad T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Master of the Grill, Ruler of the Remote A gift he’ll actually wear to the hardware store. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order…

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  • Powered by Coffee and Patience Dad T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Powered by Coffee and Patience Dad T-Shirt in Charcoal

    Powered by Coffee and Patience Dad T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Powered by Coffee and Patience A gift he’ll actually wear to the hardware store. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…

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  • Professional Thermostat Guard Dad T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Professional Thermostat Guard Dad T-Shirt in Navy

    Professional Thermostat Guard Dad T-Shirt

    Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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    Professional Thermostat Guard Dad energy you can wear. A funny dad shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints replaced free,…

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Funny Dad Shirts and Dad Joke Tees

Every dad has a uniform: cargo shorts, socks with sandals and a shirt that explains him. Ours explain him perfectly. Dad Joke Loading. Grill Sergeant. Professional Thermostat Guard. I Keep My Jokes in a Dad-a-Base. I'm Not Sleeping, I'm Resting My Eyes. You know the one.

Looking for gifts for dad that aren't another tie? A funny dad shirt wins birthdays, Christmas and Father's Day with minimal effort. He'll pretend to be offended. Then he'll wear it to every barbecue.

Questions people actually ask

What do I get the dad who has everything?

A shirt that roasts him a little. He doesn't have that. Yet.

What size should I get for my dad?

His usual t-shirt size works in our unisex fit. Between sizes? Go up. Dads like room. The first exchange is free anyway.

Is this a good Father's Day gift?

It's one of the easiest wins. Order about two weeks ahead for US delivery.

Can I ship a gift straight to someone else?

Yes. Just enter their address as the shipping address at checkout.

What are the shirts made of?

Soft ringspun cotton on a Gildan Softstyle tee. Heather colors (like Sport Grey and Dark Heather) are a cotton/poly blend, which makes them extra soft and less likely to shrink.

How do I wash it so the print lasts?

Turn it inside out, wash cold, tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print. Treat it nicely and the joke lasts for years.

How long does shipping take?

We print your shirt to order in 2–5 business days, then US delivery takes 3–7 business days. So most US orders land in 5–12 business days. Shipping inside the US is free on every order, no minimum.