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Christmas Spirit Is 80 Proof T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Christmas Spirit Is 80 Proof Naughty list energy, delivered on soft cotton. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US…
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Dear Santa, They Started It Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Dear Santa, They Started It Naughty list energy, delivered on soft cotton. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US…
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Deck the Halls and My Annoying Cousin Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Deck the Halls and My Annoying Cousin Naughty list energy, delivered on soft cotton. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…
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Fa La La La Leave Me Alone Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Fa La La La Leave Me Alone Holiday spirit with the filter turned off. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…
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Ho Ho Hold My Drink Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Ho Ho Hold My Drink For the relative who’s banned from picking the toast. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…
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Holly Jolly and Slightly Hungover Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Holly Jolly and Slightly Hungover For the relative who’s banned from picking the toast. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…
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I Only Came for the Open Bar Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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I Only Came for the Open Bar For the relative who’s banned from picking the toast. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just…
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I Survived Christmas With My In-Laws T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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I Survived Christmas With My In-Laws Naughty list energy, delivered on soft cotton. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free…
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Jingle My Bells Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Jingle My Bells For the relative who’s banned from picking the toast. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US…
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Let It Snow Somewhere Else Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Let It Snow Somewhere Else Holiday spirit with the filter turned off. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US…
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Mistletoe? Hard Pass Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Mistletoe? Hard Pass. Holiday spirit with the filter turned off. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints…
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Naughty and Proud of It Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Naughty and Proud of It For the relative who’s banned from picking the toast. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you…
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Nice-ish Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Nice-ish Naughty list energy, delivered on soft cotton. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US shipping. Misprints replaced free,…
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Oh What Fun It Is to Get Drunk Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Oh What Fun It Is to Get Drunk For the relative who’s banned from picking the toast. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order…
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On the Naughty List and I Regret Nothing Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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On the Naughty List and I Regret Nothing Holiday spirit with the filter turned off. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for…
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Resting Naughty Face Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window) 
$24.95 – $28.95Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
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Resting Naughty Face For the relative who’s banned from picking the toast. A funny Christmas shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend) Modern unisex fit, slightly slimmer than a classic tee. Size up for a relaxed fit Printed to order just for you Free US…
Offensive T-Shirts for Grown-Ups
Rude? A little. Hateful? Never. Start with our offensive Christmas shirts if you want to get uninvited from something this December.
Questions people actually ask
How offensive are we talking?
Cheeky and adult, never hateful. Think bar, not boardroom.
How do the shirts fit?
They're modern-fit unisex tees, a touch slimmer than a boxy classic. Most people take their usual size. Want it fitted? Size down. Want room for dessert? Size up. Every product page has a size guide with exact measurements.
How long does shipping take?
We print your shirt to order in 2–5 business days, then US delivery takes 3–7 business days. So most US orders land in 5–12 business days. Shipping inside the US is free on every order, no minimum.
What if the size is wrong?
Your first size exchange is free. Email us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and the size you need, and we'll print and ship the new one.
Can I return a shirt I just don't like?
Honestly, no. Every shirt is printed just for you, so we can't take change-of-mind returns. Misprints, damage and wrong sizes we fix for free.
